Maxioms by Dave Barry
Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the read more
Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management read more
The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of celery.
We journalists... are also extremely impressed with scientists, and we will, frankly, print just about any wacky thing they tell read more
We journalists... are also extremely impressed with scientists, and we will, frankly, print just about any wacky thing they tell us, especially if it involves outer space.
American consumers have no problem with carcinogens, but they will not purchase any product, including floor wax, that has fat read more
American consumers have no problem with carcinogens, but they will not purchase any product, including floor wax, that has fat in it.
Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons that you cannot see with the naked eye unless read more
Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking.