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A clown is like aspirin, only he works twice as fast.

A clown is like aspirin, only he works twice as fast.

by Groucho Marx Found in: Clowns Quotes,
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Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

by Groucho Marx Found in: Principles Quotes,
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Outside of a dog, a man's best friend is a book. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.

Outside of a dog, a man's best friend is a book. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.

by Groucho Marx Found in: Books Quotes,
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My mother loved children--she would have given anything if I had been one.

My mother loved children--she would have given anything if I had been one.

by Groucho Marx Found in: Children / youth Quotes,
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Women should be obscene and not heard.

Women should be obscene and not heard.

by Groucho Marx Found in: Truth Quotes,
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