Maxioms by Groucho Marx
A clown is like aspirin, only he works twice as fast.
A clown is like aspirin, only he works twice as fast.
Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
Outside of a dog, a man's best friend is a book. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
Outside of a dog, a man's best friend is a book. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
My mother loved children--she would have given anything if I had been one.
My mother loved children--she would have given anything if I had been one.
Women should be obscene and not heard.
Women should be obscene and not heard.