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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.

by Groucho Marx Found in: Unhappiness Quotes,
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Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have me as a member.

Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have me as a member.

by Groucho Marx Found in: Resignation Quotes,
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

by Groucho Marx Found in: Success Quotes,
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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read read more

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.

by Groucho Marx Found in: Television Quotes,
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Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the wrong remedies.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the wrong remedies.

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