Maxioms by Groucho Marx
No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have me as a member.
Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have me as a member.
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read read more
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the wrong remedies.
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the wrong remedies.