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A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

by Groucho Marx Found in: Funny Quotes,
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We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife.

We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife.

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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

by Groucho Marx Found in: Judgement Quotes,
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Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have me as a member.

Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have me as a member.

by Groucho Marx Found in: Resignation Quotes,
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Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the wrong remedies.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the wrong remedies.

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