Maxioms by Mark Twain
Conservatism is the blind and fear-filled worship of dead radicals
Conservatism is the blind and fear-filled worship of dead radicals
A man cannot be uncomfortable without his own approval
A man cannot be uncomfortable without his own approval
Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live read more
Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever.
While the rest of the species is descended from apes, redheads are descended from cats.
While the rest of the species is descended from apes, redheads are descended from cats.
Only kings, presidents, editors, and people with tapeworms have the right to use the editorial "we."
Only kings, presidents, editors, and people with tapeworms have the right to use the editorial "we."