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To laugh at men of sense is the privilege of fools.

To laugh at men of sense is the privilege of fools.

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Pentiums melt in your PC, not in your hand.

Pentiums melt in your PC, not in your hand.

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He killed the noble Mudjokivis.
Of the skin he made him mittens,
Made them with the fur read more

He killed the noble Mudjokivis.
Of the skin he made him mittens,
Made them with the fur side inside,
Made them with the skin side outside.
He, to get the warm side inside,
Put the inside skin side outside;
He, to get the cold side outside,
Put the warm side fur side inside.
That's why he put the fur side inside,
Why he put the skin side outside,
Why he turned them inside outside.

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Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's family does read more

Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's family does too.

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If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion.

If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion.

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