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The tax collector must love poor people--he's creating so many of them.

The tax collector must love poor people--he's creating so many of them.

by Bill Vaughan Found in: Tax Quotes,
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The Vice-Presidency is sort of like the last cookie on the plate. Everybody insists he won't take it, but somebody read more

The Vice-Presidency is sort of like the last cookie on the plate. Everybody insists he won't take it, but somebody always does.

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To God, thy countrie, and thy friend be true.

To God, thy countrie, and thy friend be true.

by Bill Vaughan Found in: Fidelity Quotes,
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A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set read more

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. -Bill Vaughan.

by Bill Vaughan Found in: Parenting Quotes,
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Man is the animal that intends to shoot himself out into interplanetary space, after having given up on the problem read more

Man is the animal that intends to shoot himself out into interplanetary space, after having given up on the problem of an efficient way to get himself five miles to work and back each day.

by Bill Vaughan Found in: Society Quotes,
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