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Love me, I'll be anyobdy you want me to be. Use me. Change me. I can be thin with big read more

Love me, I'll be anyobdy you want me to be. Use me. Change me. I can be thin with big breasts and big hair. Take me apart. Make me into anything, but just love me.

by Chuck Palahniuk Found in: Desperation Quotes,
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And maybe you don't go to hell for the things you do. Maybe you go to hell for the things read more

And maybe you don't go to hell for the things you do. Maybe you go to hell for the things you don't do.

by Chuck Palahniuk Found in: Inaction Quotes,
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Within you right now is the power to do things you never dreamed possible. This power becomes available to you read more

Within you right now is the power to do things you never dreamed possible. This power becomes available to you just as you can change your beliefs.

by Chuck Palahniuk Found in: Power Quotes,
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Funerals are all abstract ceremony.

Funerals are all abstract ceremony.

by Chuck Palahniuk Found in: Funerals Quotes,
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If you tell folks you're a college student, folks are so impressed. You can be a student in anything and read more

If you tell folks you're a college student, folks are so impressed. You can be a student in anything and not have to know anything. Just say toxicology or marine biokinesis, and the person you're talking to will change the subject to himself. If this doesn't work, mention the neural synapses of embryonic pigeons.

by Chuck Palahniuk Found in: Students Quotes,
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