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Great dreams... never even get out of the box. It takes an uncommon amount of guts to put your dreams read more

Great dreams... never even get out of the box. It takes an uncommon amount of guts to put your dreams on the line, to hold them up and say, 'How good or how bad am I?' That's where courage comes in.

by Erma Bombeck Found in: Courage Quotes,
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Vacation is what you take when you can't take what you've been taking any longer.

Vacation is what you take when you can't take what you've been taking any longer.

by Erma Bombeck Found in: Vacation Quotes,
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No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. I have known mothers who remake the bed after their read more

No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. I have known mothers who remake the bed after their children do it because there is wrinkle in the spread or the blanket is on crooked. This is sick.

by Erma Bombeck Found in: Bed Quotes, Order Quotes,
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A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.

by Erma Bombeck Found in: Funny Quotes,
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My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance

by Erma Bombeck Found in: Housework Quotes,
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