Maxioms by Fran Lebowitz
The opposite of talking isn't listening. The opposite of talking is waiting.
The opposite of talking isn't listening. The opposite of talking is waiting.
If men knew all that women think, they'd be twenty times more daring.
If men knew all that women think, they'd be twenty times more daring.
Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you could not have possibly met.
Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you could not have possibly met.
Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep.
Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep.
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater. . . suggest that he wear read more
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater. . . suggest that he wear a tail.