Maxioms by Fred Allen
Where were you fellows when the paper was blank?
Where were you fellows when the paper was blank?
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy
me.
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy
me.
I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy.
I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy.
Her hat is a creation that will never go out of style; it will just look ridiculous year after year.
Her hat is a creation that will never go out of style; it will just look ridiculous year after year.
After quitting radio I was able to live on the money I saved on aspirins.
After quitting radio I was able to live on the money I saved on aspirins.