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Where were you fellows when the paper was blank?

Where were you fellows when the paper was blank?

by Fred Allen Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy
me.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy
me.

by Fred Allen Found in: Inspirational Quotes,
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I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy.

I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy.

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Her hat is a creation that will never go out of style; it will just look ridiculous year after year.

Her hat is a creation that will never go out of style; it will just look ridiculous year after year.

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After quitting radio I was able to live on the money I saved on aspirins.

After quitting radio I was able to live on the money I saved on aspirins.

by Fred Allen Found in: Quitting Quotes,
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