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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.

by George Carlin Found in: Stupidity Quotes,
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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.

by George Carlin Found in: Belief Quotes,
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I do this real moron thing, it's called thinking, and I'm not a very good Amercian because I like to read more

I do this real moron thing, it's called thinking, and I'm not a very good Amercian because I like to form my own opionions.

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By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.

By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.

by George Carlin Found in: Truth Quotes,
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I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this read more

I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work.

by George Carlin Found in: Inspirational Quotes,
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