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I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.

I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.

by Groucho Marx Found in: Funny Quotes,
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.

by Groucho Marx Found in: Unhappiness Quotes,
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A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

by Groucho Marx Found in: Funny Quotes,
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Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

by Groucho Marx Found in: Principles Quotes,
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Either this man is dead
or my watch has stopped.

Either this man is dead
or my watch has stopped.

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