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Mothers of Teenagers Know Why Animals Eat Their Young

Mothers of Teenagers Know Why Animals Eat Their Young

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I was about half in love with her by the time we sat down. That's the thing about girls. Every read more

I was about half in love with her by the time we sat down. That's the thing about girls. Every time they do something pretty... you fall half in love with them, and then you never know where the hell you are.

by J. D. Salinger Found in: Love Quotes,
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I am a kind of paranoiac in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy.

I am a kind of paranoiac in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy.

by J. D. Salinger Found in: Paranoia Quotes,
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a beautiful girl can make you dizzy, like you been drinkin jack and coke all morning. she can make you read more

a beautiful girl can make you dizzy, like you been drinkin jack and coke all morning. she can make you feel high, for the single greatest comodity known to man - promise. promise of a better day, promise of a greater hope, promise of a new tomorrow. this particular aura, can be found in the gait of a beautiful girl, in her smile, in her soul, and the way she makes every rotten little thing about life seem like its gonna be ok

by J. D. Salinger Found in: Girls Quotes,
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Boy, when you are dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has read more

Boy, when you are dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a god dam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you are dead? Nobody.

by J. D. Salinger Found in: Death Quotes,
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