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Anger is a symptom, a way of cloaking and expressing feelings too awful to experience directly — hurt, bitterness, grief, read more

Anger is a symptom, a way of cloaking and expressing feelings too awful to experience directly — hurt, bitterness, grief, and, mostof all, fear.

by Joan Rivers Found in: Anger Quotes,
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I wish I had a twin, so I could know what I'd look like without plastic surgery.

I wish I had a twin, so I could know what I'd look like without plastic surgery.

by Joan Rivers Found in: Twins Quotes,
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Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is God's gift, that's why we call it the present.

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is God's gift, that's why we call it the present.

by Joan Rivers Found in: The present Quotes,
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My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on.

My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on.

by Joan Rivers Found in: Birth control Quotes,
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I don't excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor.

I don't excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor.

by Joan Rivers Found in: Exercise Quotes,
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