Maxioms by Joan Rivers
I don't excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor.
I don't excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor.
My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on.
My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on.
People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you read more
People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is God's gift, that's why we call it the present.
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is God's gift, that's why we call it the present.
Anger is a symptom, a way of cloaking and expressing feelings too awful to experience directly — hurt, bitterness, grief, read more
Anger is a symptom, a way of cloaking and expressing feelings too awful to experience directly — hurt, bitterness, grief, and, mostof all, fear.