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Even the Thickest pizza on earth will be delivered cold.

Even the Thickest pizza on earth will be delivered cold.

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I have seen the future and it is very much like the present, only longer.

I have seen the future and it is very much like the present, only longer.

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if you are married, there exists no comfort in being intelligent.

if you are married, there exists no comfort in being intelligent.

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It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is lightly greased.

It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is lightly greased.

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The world as seen through the window of an insane asylum is the same world as seen from the window read more

The world as seen through the window of an insane asylum is the same world as seen from the window of a dentist's office.

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