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People don't come to church for preachments, of course, but to daydream about God.

People don't come to church for preachments, of course, but to daydream about God.

by Kurt Vonnegut, Jr. Found in: Church Quotes,
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I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.

I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.

by Kurt Vonnegut, Jr. Found in: Earth Quotes,
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Most writers are not quick-witted when they talk. Novelists, in particular, drag themselves around in society like gut-shot bears.

Most writers are not quick-witted when they talk. Novelists, in particular, drag themselves around in society like gut-shot bears.

by Kurt Vonnegut, Jr. Found in: Quick Quotes,
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We could have saved the Earth but we were too damned cheap.

We could have saved the Earth but we were too damned cheap.

by Kurt Vonnegut, Jr. Found in: Nature Quotes,
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You know — we've had to imagine the war here, and we have imagined that it was being fought by read more

You know — we've had to imagine the war here, and we have imagined that it was being fought by aging men like ourselves. We had forgotten that the wars were fought by babies. When I saw those freashly shaved faces, it was a shock. 'My God, my God —' I said to myself, 'it's the Children's Crusade.'

by Kurt Vonnegut, Jr. Found in: War Quotes,
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