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A lot of people say to me, "Why did you kill Christ?" "I dunno... it was one of those parties, read more

A lot of people say to me, "Why did you kill Christ?" "I dunno... it was one of those parties, got out of hand, you know." "We killed him because he didn't want to become a doctor, that's why we killed him.".

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The liberals can understand everything but people who don't understand them.

The liberals can understand everything but people who don't understand them.

by Lenny Bruce Found in: Liberal Quotes,
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If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks read more

If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses.

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My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in bed with read more

My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in bed with her.

by Lenny Bruce Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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Satire is tragedy plus time. You give it enough time, the public, the reviewers will allow you to satirize it. read more

Satire is tragedy plus time. You give it enough time, the public, the reviewers will allow you to satirize it. Which is rather ridiculous, when you think about it.

by Lenny Bruce Found in: Sarcasm Quotes,
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