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The liberals can understand everything but people who don't understand them.

The liberals can understand everything but people who don't understand them.

by Lenny Bruce Found in: Liberal Quotes,
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If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks read more

If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses.

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Satire is tragedy plus time. You give it enough time, the public, the reviewers will allow you to satirize it. read more

Satire is tragedy plus time. You give it enough time, the public, the reviewers will allow you to satirize it. Which is rather ridiculous, when you think about it.

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Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God.

Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God.

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A lot of people say to me, "Why did you kill Christ?" "I dunno... it was one of those parties, read more

A lot of people say to me, "Why did you kill Christ?" "I dunno... it was one of those parties, got out of hand, you know." "We killed him because he didn't want to become a doctor, that's why we killed him.".

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