Lewis Grizzard

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.

Love is blind and marriage is the institution for the blind.

Love is blind and marriage is the institution for the blind.

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery
never changes. (Perhaps Cy Burnett)
.

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery
never changes. (Perhaps Cy Burnett)
.

Springtime is the land awakening. The March winds are the morning yawn.

Springtime is the land awakening. The March winds are the morning yawn.

Being a newspaper columnist is like being married to a nymphomaniac.
It's great for the first two weeks.

Being a newspaper columnist is like being married to a nymphomaniac.
It's great for the first two weeks.