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I thought girls would be impressed because I had read a big dictionary. I guess I thought it would get read more

I thought girls would be impressed because I had read a big dictionary. I guess I thought it would get their attention when I told them I was sesquipedalian. One look down at my feet usually dispelled the deception though.

by Liz Smith Found in: Flirting Quotes,
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Begin somewhere; you cannot build a reputation on what you intend to do.

Begin somewhere; you cannot build a reputation on what you intend to do.

by Liz Smith Found in: Beginnings Quotes,
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All weddings, except those with shotguns in evidence, are wonderful.

All weddings, except those with shotguns in evidence, are wonderful.

by Liz Smith Found in: Wedding Quotes,
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