Maxioms by Mark Twain
You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
It's easy to quit smoking. I've done it hundreds of times.
It's easy to quit smoking. I've done it hundreds of times.
Do your duty today and repent tomorrow
Do your duty today and repent tomorrow
There has been much tragedy in my life; at least half of it actually happend. -Mark Twain.
There has been much tragedy in my life; at least half of it actually happend. -Mark Twain.
Man was made at the end of the week's work when God was tired.
Man was made at the end of the week's work when God was tired.
