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It is a mistake that there is no bath that will cure people's manners, but drowning would help.

It is a mistake that there is no bath that will cure people's manners, but drowning would help.

by Mark Twain Found in: Manners Quotes,
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The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and read more

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.

by Mark Twain Found in: Health Quotes,
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I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.

by Mark Twain Found in: Exercise Quotes, Sleep Quotes,
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The offspring of riches: Pride, vanity, ostentation, arrogance, tyranny

The offspring of riches: Pride, vanity, ostentation, arrogance, tyranny

by Mark Twain Found in: Arrogance Quotes,
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My books are water; those of the great geniuses are wine--everybody drinks water.

My books are water; those of the great geniuses are wine--everybody drinks water.

by Mark Twain Found in: Books Quotes,
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