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Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who read more

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open.

by Ogden Nash Found in: Alliance Quotes,
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You can take it as understood That your luck changes only if it's good.

You can take it as understood That your luck changes only if it's good.

by Ogden Nash Found in: Luck Quotes,
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One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence

One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence

by Ogden Nash Found in: Remorse Quotes,
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Professional men, they have no cares; whatever happens, they get theirs.

Professional men, they have no cares; whatever happens, they get theirs.

by Ogden Nash Found in: Profession Quotes,
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Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor.

Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor.

by Ogden Nash Found in: Life Quotes,
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