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I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.

I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.

by Rodney Dangerfield Found in: Family Quotes,
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My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.

My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.

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My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee.
Unfortunately, she was just coming home.

My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee.
Unfortunately, she was just coming home.

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If beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so is ugliness

If beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so is ugliness

by Rodney Dangerfield Found in: Ugliness Quotes,
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The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot read more

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.

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