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The goal of all inanimate objects is to resist man and ultimately defeat him.

The goal of all inanimate objects is to resist man and ultimately defeat him.

by Russell Baker Found in: Defeat Quotes,
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Ah, summer, what power you have to make us suffer and like it.

Ah, summer, what power you have to make us suffer and like it.

by Russell Baker Found in: Nature Quotes,
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The worst thing about being a tourist is having other tourists recognize you as a tourist.

The worst thing about being a tourist is having other tourists recognize you as a tourist.

by Russell Baker Found in: Tourists Quotes,
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Inanimate objects can be classified scientifically into three major categories; those that don't work, those that break down and those read more

Inanimate objects can be classified scientifically into three major categories; those that don't work, those that break down and those that get lost.

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Happiness is a small and unworthy goal for something as big and fancy as a whole lifetime, and should be read more

Happiness is a small and unworthy goal for something as big and fancy as a whole lifetime, and should be taken in small doses.

by Russell Baker Found in: Unworthy Quotes,
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