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Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you read more

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.

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Success has a simple formula: do your best, and people may like it.

Success has a simple formula: do your best, and people may like it.

by Sam Ewing Found in: Success Quotes,
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We are all born into the world with nothing. Everything we acquire after that is profit.

We are all born into the world with nothing. Everything we acquire after that is profit.

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An expert is someone called in at the last minute to share the blame.

An expert is someone called in at the last minute to share the blame.

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