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The good Lord gave me a brain that works so fast that in one moment I can worry as much read more

The good Lord gave me a brain that works so fast that in one moment I can worry as much as it would take others a whole year to achieve.

A fellow can't keep people from having a bad opinion of him, but he can keep them from being right read more

A fellow can't keep people from having a bad opinion of him, but he can keep them from being right about it.

Genetics explain why you look like your father, and if you don't, why you should.

Genetics explain why you look like your father, and if you don't, why you should.

It is easier for a woman to defend her virtue against men than her reputation against women.

It is easier for a woman to defend her virtue against men than her reputation against women.

A smile is a light in the window of the soul indicating that the heart is at home.

A smile is a light in the window of the soul indicating that the heart is at home.