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Consciousness: That annoying time between naps

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps

by Steven Wright Found in: Naps Quotes,
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Winny and I lived in a house that ran on static electricity... If you wanted to run the blender, you read more

Winny and I lived in a house that ran on static electricity... If you wanted to run the blender, you had to rub balloons on your head. If you wanted to cook, you had to pull off a sweater real quick.

by Steven Wright Found in: Balloons Quotes,
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If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?

If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?

by Steven Wright Found in: Words Quotes,
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I took a course in speed waiting. Now I can wait an hour in only ten minutes.

I took a course in speed waiting. Now I can wait an hour in only ten minutes.

by Steven Wright Found in: Waiting Quotes,
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I xeroxed a mirror. Now I have an extra xerox machine.

I xeroxed a mirror. Now I have an extra xerox machine.

by Steven Wright Found in: Xerox Quotes,
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