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There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?.

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?.

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The best way to find your perfect match is to meet love halfway.

The best way to find your perfect match is to meet love halfway.

by Woody Allen Found in: Dating Quotes,
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What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I
definitely overpaid for my carpet.

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I
definitely overpaid for my carpet.

by Woody Allen Found in: Inspirational Quotes,
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There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it read more

There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.

by Woody Allen Found in: Universe Quotes,
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How to make God laugh: Tell him your future plans.

How to make God laugh: Tell him your future plans.

by Woody Allen Found in: God Quotes,
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