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    When I had no work and all this time on my hands, I couldn't get a date. Now that I have women banging on my door, I have no time to answer it.

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What's nice about my dating life is that I don't have to leave my house. All I have to do read more

What's nice about my dating life is that I don't have to leave my house. All I have to do is read the paper: I'm marrying Richard Gere, dating Daniel Day-Lewis, parading around with John F. Kennedy, Jr., and even Robert De Niro was in there for a day.

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Dating should be less about matching outward circumstances than meeting your inner necessity.

Dating should be less about matching outward circumstances than meeting your inner necessity.

by Mae West Found in: Dating Quotes,
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Eye Contact: A method utilized by a single woman to communicate to a man that she is interested in him. read more

Eye Contact: A method utilized by a single woman to communicate to a man that she is interested in him. Despite being advised to do so, many women have difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to the shyness, but usually due to the fact that a woman's eyes are not located in her chest.

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Sex without love is merely healthy exercise.

Sex without love is merely healthy exercise.

by Robert A. Heinlein Found in: Dating Quotes,
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The best way to find your perfect match is to meet love halfway.

The best way to find your perfect match is to meet love halfway.

by Woody Allen Found in: Dating Quotes,
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My boyfriend used to ask his mother, 'How can I find the right woman for me?' and she would answer, read more

My boyfriend used to ask his mother, 'How can I find the right woman for me?' and she would answer, 'Don't worry about finding the right woman- concentrate on becoming the right man.'

by David Deangelo Found in: Dating Quotes,
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Always remember this: 'A kiss will never miss, and after many kisses a miss becomes a misses'.

Always remember this: 'A kiss will never miss, and after many kisses a miss becomes a misses'.

by John Lennon Found in: Dating Quotes, Kissing Quotes,
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A woman of 35 thinks of having children. A man of 35 thinks of Dating children.

A woman of 35 thinks of having children. A man of 35 thinks of Dating children.

by Murphy's Laws Of Sex Found in: Dating Quotes,
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The soundtrack to Indecent Exposure is a romantic mix of music that I know most women love to hear, so read more

The soundtrack to Indecent Exposure is a romantic mix of music that I know most women love to hear, so I never keep it far from me when women are nearby.

by Fabio Found in: Dating Quotes, Relationships Quotes,
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