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Humour has justly been regarded as the finest perfection of poetic genius.
Humour has justly been regarded as the finest perfection of poetic genius.
Why do people in ship mutinies always ask for "better treatment"? I'd ask for a pinball machine, because with all read more
Why do people in ship mutinies always ask for "better treatment"? I'd ask for a pinball machine, because with all that rocking back and forth you'd probably be able to get a lot of free games.
I've always been very zealous about not invading other people's private spaces.
I've always been very zealous about not invading other people's private spaces.
He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news.
He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news.
Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night
Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night
The real reason for comedy is to hide the pain.
The real reason for comedy is to hide the pain.
I think a good product would be "Baby Duck Hat". It's a fake baby duck, which you strap on top read more
I think a good product would be "Baby Duck Hat". It's a fake baby duck, which you strap on top of your head. Then you go swimming underwater until you find a mommy duck and her babies, and you join them. Then, all of a sudden, you stand up out of the water and roar like Godzilla. Man, those ducks really take off! Also, Baby Duck Hat is good for parties.
The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.
The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.
Laurie got offended that I used the word "puke." But to me, that's what her dinner tasted like.
Laurie got offended that I used the word "puke." But to me, that's what her dinner tasted like.