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    If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater. . . suggest that he wear a tail.

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Asthma doesn't seem to bother me any more unless I'm around cigars or dogs. The thing that would bother me read more

Asthma doesn't seem to bother me any more unless I'm around cigars or dogs. The thing that would bother me most would be a dog smoking a cigar.

by Steve Allen Found in: Dogs Quotes,
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What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm.

What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm.

by Rodney Dangerfield Found in: Dogs Quotes,
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Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise read more

Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear.

by Dave Barry Found in: Dogs Quotes,
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I have a dog of Blenheim birth,
With fine long ears and full of mirth;
And sometimes, read more

I have a dog of Blenheim birth,
With fine long ears and full of mirth;
And sometimes, running o'er the plain,
He tumbles on his nose:
But quickly jumping up again,
Like lightning on he goes!

by John Ruskin Found in: Dogs Quotes,
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Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about puppies.

Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about puppies.

by Gene Hill Found in: Dogs Quotes,
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Gentlemen of the Jury: The one, absolute, unselfish friend that
man can have in this selfish world, the one read more

Gentlemen of the Jury: The one, absolute, unselfish friend that
man can have in this selfish world, the one that never deserts
him, the one that never proves ungrateful or treacherous, is his
dog.
- George Graham Vest, Eulogy on the Dog,

by George Graham Vest Found in: Dogs Quotes,
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Whosoever loveth me loveth my hound.

Whosoever loveth me loveth my hound.

by Sir Thomas More Found in: Dogs Quotes,
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No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as much as the dog does.

No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as much as the dog does.

by Christopher Morley Found in: Dogs Quotes,
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You think dogs will not be in heaven? I tell you, they will be there long before any of us.

You think dogs will not be in heaven? I tell you, they will be there long before any of us.

by Robert Louis Stevenson Found in: Dogs Quotes,
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