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Men do not quit playing because they grow old; they grow old because they quit playing.
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When I was young, I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old, read more
When I was young, I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old, I know it is
Old men are dangerous it doesn't matter to them what is going to happen to the world
Old men are dangerous it doesn't matter to them what is going to happen to the world
You know you're getting old when you look at a beautiful 19-year-old girl and you find yourself thinking, "Gee, I read more
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The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight because by then, your body and your fat are really good friends