Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.

Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.

I wasn’t really asleep I was just meditating on unconsciousness.

I wasn’t really asleep I was just meditating on unconsciousness.

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.

It's very important to have the right clothing to exercise in. If you throw on an old T-shirt or sweats, read more

It's very important to have the right clothing to exercise in. If you throw on an old T-shirt or sweats, it's not inspiring for your workout.

Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in.

Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in.

But I, in the chilling twilight stand and wait
At the portcullis, at thy castle gate,
Longing read more

But I, in the chilling twilight stand and wait
At the portcullis, at thy castle gate,
Longing to see the charmed door of dreams
Turn on its noiseless hinges, delicate sleep!

[Sleep is] the golden chain that ties health and our bodies together.

[Sleep is] the golden chain that ties health and our bodies together.

Nothing like a lot of exercise to make you realize you'd rather be lazy and dead sooner.

Nothing like a lot of exercise to make you realize you'd rather be lazy and dead sooner.

Even in a country like the USA where fitness has become an obsession, most people exercising do not seem to read more

Even in a country like the USA where fitness has become an obsession, most people exercising do not seem to think it illogical to drive automobiles to gyms while doing their best to avoid walking