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Sacred cows make the best hamburger
Sacred cows make the best hamburger
Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants
Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants
A good, honest, wholesome, hungry breakfast.
A good, honest, wholesome, hungry breakfast.
Our lives are not in the lap of the gods, but in the lap of our
cooks.
Our lives are not in the lap of the gods, but in the lap of our
cooks.
Life is too short to stuff a mushroom.
Life is too short to stuff a mushroom.
Worthless people live only to eat and drink; people of worth eat and drink only to live.
Worthless people live only to eat and drink; people of worth eat and drink only to live.
I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food
I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food
Forget love, I'd rather fall in chocolate.
Forget love, I'd rather fall in chocolate.
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I\'m not hungry enough to eat six.
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I\'m not hungry enough to eat six.