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    They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad to realize I'm going to miss mine by just a few days

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When one man dies, one chapter is not torn out of the book, but translated into a better language.

When one man dies, one chapter is not torn out of the book, but translated into a better language.

by John Donne Found in: Funerals Quotes,
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The bitterest tear shed over graves are for words left unsaid and deeds left undone

The bitterest tear shed over graves are for words left unsaid and deeds left undone

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While we are mourning the loss of our friend, others are rejoicing to meet him behind the veil.

While we are mourning the loss of our friend, others are rejoicing to meet him behind the veil.

by John Taylor Found in: Death Quotes, Funerals Quotes,
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If you want to see what your friends and family think of you, die broke, and see who comes to read more

If you want to see what your friends and family think of you, die broke, and see who comes to your funeral

by Gregory Nunn Found in: Funerals Quotes,
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Let no one weep for me, or celebrate my funeral with mourning; for I still live, as I pass to read more

Let no one weep for me, or celebrate my funeral with mourning; for I still live, as I pass to and fro through the mouths of men

by Quintus Ennius Found in: Funerals Quotes,
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He would make a lovely corpse.

He would make a lovely corpse.

by Charles Dickens Found in: Funerals Quotes,
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Funerals are all abstract ceremony.

Funerals are all abstract ceremony.

by Chuck Palahniuk Found in: Funerals Quotes,
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I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

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You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours.

You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours.

by Yogi Berra Found in: Funerals Quotes,
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