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If we're not supposed to eat animals, how come they're made out of meat?
If we're not supposed to eat animals, how come they're made out of meat?
The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.
There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with read more
Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it.
Young men want to be faithful, and are not; old men want to be faithless, and cannot.
Young men want to be faithful, and are not; old men want to be faithless, and cannot.
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.
I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.