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With those who don't give a damn about baseball, I can only sympathize. I do not resent them. I am read more
With those who don't give a damn about baseball, I can only sympathize. I do not resent them. I am even willing to concede that many of them are physically clean, good to their mothers and in favor of world peace. But while the game is on, I can't think of anything to say to them.
Back then, my idol was Bugs Bunny, because I saw a cartoon of him playing ball - you know, the read more
Back then, my idol was Bugs Bunny, because I saw a cartoon of him playing ball - you know, the one where he plays every position himself with nobody else on the field but him? Now that I think of it, Bugs is still my idol. You have to love a ballplayer like that.
I want all the kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I want all the kids read more
I want all the kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I want all the kids to copulate me.
(on being a role model)
If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again
If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again
The will to win is worthless if you don't get paid for it.
The will to win is worthless if you don't get paid for it.
Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated; it satisfies the soul and frustrates the intellect. It is at the same read more
Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated; it satisfies the soul and frustrates the intellect. It is at the same time rewarding and maddening - and it is without a doubt the greatest game mankind has ever invented.
The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.
The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.
Always root for the winner. That way you won't be disappointed.
Always root for the winner. That way you won't be disappointed.
They say that the best defense is offense, and I intend to start offending right now.
They say that the best defense is offense, and I intend to start offending right now.