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He had no further intercourse with Spirits, but lived upon the Total Abstinence Principle, ever afterwards; and it was always read more

He had no further intercourse with Spirits, but lived upon the Total Abstinence Principle, ever afterwards; and it was always said of him, that he knew how to keep Christmas well, if any man alive possessed the knowledge

by Bill Maher Found in: Abstinence Quotes,
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"meat produced under current factory farming conditions
(which transgress Jewish prohibitions against cruelty to animals) render the eating of such read more

"meat produced under current factory farming conditions
(which transgress Jewish prohibitions against cruelty to animals) render the eating of such meat, halachically unacceptable (i.e. unacceptable in terms of
Jewish law.)"

by Rabbi David Rosen Found in: Abstinence Quotes,
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I'd hate to be a teetotaller. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing that's as good as you're going read more

I'd hate to be a teetotaller. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing that's as good as you're going to feel all day.

by Dean Martin Found in: Abstinence Quotes,
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Always rise from the table with an appetite, and you will never sit down without one.

Always rise from the table with an appetite, and you will never sit down without one.

by William Penn Found in: Abstinence Quotes,
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Reborn, Sappho
wears monks' saffron.

Reborn, Sappho
wears monks' saffron.

by Saiom Shriver Found in: Abstinence Quotes,
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Abstaining is favorable both to the head and the pocket.

Abstaining is favorable both to the head and the pocket.

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POINT OF VIEW
Thanksgiving dinner's sad and thankless
Christmas dinner's dark and blue
When you stop and try to read more

POINT OF VIEW
Thanksgiving dinner's sad and thankless
Christmas dinner's dark and blue
When you stop and try to see it
From the turkey's point of view.
Sunday dinner isn't sunny
Easter feasts are just bad luck
When you see it from the viewpoint
Of a chicken or a duck.
Oh how I once loved tuna salad
Pork and lobsters, lamb chops too
Till I stopped and looked at dinner
From the dinner's point of view.

by Shel Silverstein Found in: Abstinence Quotes,
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Abstinence makes the heart grow fonder for someone else

Abstinence makes the heart grow fonder for someone else

by Dennis Wolfberg Found in: Abstinence Quotes,
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The best thing to do with the best things in life is to give them up.

The best thing to do with the best things in life is to give them up.

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