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To accept a favor is to forfeit liberty.

To accept a favor is to forfeit liberty.

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POINT OF VIEW
Thanksgiving dinner's sad and thankless
Christmas dinner's dark and blue
When you stop and try to read more

POINT OF VIEW
Thanksgiving dinner's sad and thankless
Christmas dinner's dark and blue
When you stop and try to see it
From the turkey's point of view.
Sunday dinner isn't sunny
Easter feasts are just bad luck
When you see it from the viewpoint
Of a chicken or a duck.
Oh how I once loved tuna salad
Pork and lobsters, lamb chops too
Till I stopped and looked at dinner
From the dinner's point of view.

by Shel Silverstein Found in: Abstinence Quotes,
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Abstinence and fasting cure many a complaint.

Abstinence and fasting cure many a complaint.

by Danish Proverb Found in: Abstinence Quotes,
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It is difficult to talk and to do yogic breathing exercises
at the same time. Kissing, talking, eating, breathing..
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It is difficult to talk and to do yogic breathing exercises
at the same time. Kissing, talking, eating, breathing..
must drive carefully in each others' corridors.

by O Anna Niemus Found in: Abstinence Quotes,
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To accept a favor is to sell one's freedom.
[Lat., Beneficium accipere, libertatem est vendere.]

To accept a favor is to sell one's freedom.
[Lat., Beneficium accipere, libertatem est vendere.]

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Complete abstinence is easier than perfect moderation.

Complete abstinence is easier than perfect moderation.

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I'd hate to be a teetotaller. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing that's as good as you're going read more

I'd hate to be a teetotaller. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing that's as good as you're going to feel all day.

by Dean Martin Found in: Abstinence Quotes,
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Once during Prohibition I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.

Once during Prohibition I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.

by W. C. Fields Found in: Abstinence Quotes,
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The only way for a rich man to be healthy is by exercise and abstinence, to live as if he read more

The only way for a rich man to be healthy is by exercise and abstinence, to live as if he were poor.

by William Temple Found in: Abstinence Quotes,
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