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    I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on.

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If I had to choose, I would rather have birds than airplanes.

If I had to choose, I would rather have birds than airplanes.

by Charles Lindbergh Found in: Airplanes Quotes,
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Beware of men on airplanes. The minute a man reaches thirty thousand feet, he immediately becomes consumed by distasteful sexual read more

Beware of men on airplanes. The minute a man reaches thirty thousand feet, he immediately becomes consumed by distasteful sexual fantasies which involve doing uncomfortable things in those tiny toilets.

by Cynthia Heimel Found in: Airplanes Quotes,
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I was a pilot flying an airplane and it just so happened that where I was flying made what I read more

I was a pilot flying an airplane and it just so happened that where I was flying made what I was doing spying.

by Francis Gary Power Found in: Airplanes Quotes,
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Oldtimers weekends and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they're successful.

Oldtimers weekends and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they're successful.

by Casey Stengel Found in: Airplanes Quotes,
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There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane...

There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane...

by Satchel Paige Found in: Airplanes Quotes,
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There are aphorisms that, like airplanes, stay up only while they are in motion.

There are aphorisms that, like airplanes, stay up only while they are in motion.

by Vladimir Nabokov Found in: Airplanes Quotes,
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Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value

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