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    The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours.

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At worst, a house unkept cannot be so distressing as a life unlived.

At worst, a house unkept cannot be so distressing as a life unlived.

by Rose Macaulay Found in: Housework Quotes,
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The average man has a carefully cultivated ignorance about household matters--from what to do with the crumbs to the grocer's read more

The average man has a carefully cultivated ignorance about household matters--from what to do with the crumbs to the grocer's telephone number--a sort of cheerful inefficiency which protects him.

by Crystal Eastman Found in: Housework Quotes,
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A man's home is his castle, and his wife is the janitor.

A man's home is his castle, and his wife is the janitor.

by Lucille Kallen Found in: Housework Quotes,
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If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door greet him with, "Who could have read more

If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door greet him with, "Who could have done this? we have no enemies.".

by Phyllis Diller Found in: Housework Quotes,
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I would rather lie on a sofa than sweep beneath it.

I would rather lie on a sofa than sweep beneath it.

by Shirley Conran Found in: Housework Quotes,
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Few tasks are more like the torture of Sisyphus than housework, with its endless repetition: the clean becomes soiled, the read more

Few tasks are more like the torture of Sisyphus than housework, with its endless repetition: the clean becomes soiled, the soiled is made clean, over and over, day after day

by Simone De Beauvoir Found in: Housework Quotes,
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Few tasks are more like the torture of Sisyphus than housework, with its endless repetition: the clean becomes soiled, the read more

Few tasks are more like the torture of Sisyphus than housework, with its endless repetition: the clean becomes soiled, the soiled is made clean, over and over, day after day.

by Simone De Beauvoir Found in: Housework Quotes,
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I will clean house when Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner.

I will clean house when Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner.

by Roseanne Barr Found in: Housework Quotes,
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My husband and I have figured out a really good system about the housework: neither one of us does it

My husband and I have figured out a really good system about the housework: neither one of us does it

by Dottie Archibald Found in: Housework Quotes,
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