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Housekeeping ain't no joke.
Housekeeping ain't no joke.
The average man has a carefully cultivated ignorance about household matters--from what to do with the crumbs to the grocer's read more
The average man has a carefully cultivated ignorance about household matters--from what to do with the crumbs to the grocer's telephone number--a sort of cheerful inefficiency which protects him.
People can say what they like about the eternal verities, love and truth and so on, but nothing's as eternal read more
People can say what they like about the eternal verities, love and truth and so on, but nothing's as eternal as the dishes.
I will clean house when Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner.
I will clean house when Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner.
I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard.
I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard.
My husband and I have figured out a really good system about the housework: neither one of us does it
My husband and I have figured out a really good system about the housework: neither one of us does it
The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste read more
The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours.
They shared the chores of living as some couples do--she did most of the work and he appreciated it.
They shared the chores of living as some couples do--she did most of the work and he appreciated it.
The important thing about women today is, as they get older, they still keep house. It's one reason why they read more
The important thing about women today is, as they get older, they still keep house. It's one reason why they don't die, but men die when they retire. Women just polish the teacups.