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    "Chumps always make the best husbands. When you marry, Sally, grab a chump. Tap his forehead first, and if it rings solid, don't hesitate."

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The husbands of very beautiful women belong to the criminal classes.

The husbands of very beautiful women belong to the criminal classes.

by Oscar Wilde Found in: Husbands Quotes,
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Husbands are like fires - they go out when they're left unattended.

Husbands are like fires - they go out when they're left unattended.

by Cher Found in: Husbands Quotes,
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No, I don't understand my husband's theory of relativity, but I know my husband, and I know he can be read more

No, I don't understand my husband's theory of relativity, but I know my husband, and I know he can be trusted.

by Elsa Einstein Found in: Husbands Quotes,
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It was a wife's duty to be interested in whatever interested her husband, whether it was politics, books, or a read more

It was a wife's duty to be interested in whatever interested her husband, whether it was politics, books, or a particular dish for dinner.

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I used to tell my husband that, if he could make me 'understand' something, it would be clear to all read more

I used to tell my husband that, if he could make me 'understand' something, it would be clear to all the other people in the country.

by Eleanor Roosevelt Found in: Husbands Quotes,
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There is so little difference between husbands you might as well keep the first.

There is so little difference between husbands you might as well keep the first.

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Some pray to marry the man they love, my prayer will somewhat vary; I humbly pray to Heaven above that read more

Some pray to marry the man they love, my prayer will somewhat vary; I humbly pray to Heaven above that I love the man I marry.

by Rose Pastor Stokes Found in: Husbands Quotes,
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Husbands are awkward things to deal with; even keeping them in hot water will not make them tender.

Husbands are awkward things to deal with; even keeping them in hot water will not make them tender.

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A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.

A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.

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