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Life is full of infinite absurdities, which, strangely enough, do not even need to appear plausible, since they are true.

Life is full of infinite absurdities, which, strangely enough, do not even need to appear plausible, since they are true.

by Luigi Pirandello Found in: Absurdity Quotes,
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Tom Delay did bugs exterminate
before he did kid soldiers terminate.
Kissinger's Bremer has not been forthright
about how many read more

Tom Delay did bugs exterminate
before he did kid soldiers terminate.
Kissinger's Bremer has not been forthright
about how many died in the last fortnight.

by O Anna Niemus Found in: Absurdity Quotes,
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Alec Issignois said a camel was a horse
made by a committee.. but a camel is an animal created read more

Alec Issignois said a camel was a horse
made by a committee.. but a camel is an animal created by
God to adapt to deserts made by treekilling human beings
The animal made by human commitee
had pickled pigs' feet .. the pigs now had no feet ..
frog's legs ...the frogs now had no legs
chicken's thighs... the chickens now had no thighs
lamb's ribs .. the lamb now had no ribs
turkey's breasts.. the turkey's chest was carved
sheep's eyes which watched the devourers
calf brains which contained Mad Cow
and God sent angels
to wipe all violence from the earth
from this day forth
© S N Shriver.

by S N Shriver Found in: Absurdity Quotes,
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It is the height of absurdity to sow little but weeds in the first half of one's lifetime and expect read more

It is the height of absurdity to sow little but weeds in the first half of one's lifetime and expect to harvest a valuable crop in the second half.

by Percy Johnston Found in: Absurdity Quotes,
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In the consciousness of the truth he has perceived, man now sees everywhere only the awfulness or the absurdity of read more

In the consciousness of the truth he has perceived, man now sees everywhere only the awfulness or the absurdity of existence... and loathing seizes him.

by Nietzsche Found in: Absurdity Quotes,
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An ostentatious man will rather relate a blunder or an absurdity he has committed, than be debarred from talking of read more

An ostentatious man will rather relate a blunder or an absurdity he has committed, than be debarred from talking of his own dear person.

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There is nothing so absurd or ridiculous that has not at some time been said by some philosopher.

There is nothing so absurd or ridiculous that has not at some time been said by some philosopher.

by Oliver Goldsmith Found in: Absurdity Quotes,
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A mistake is a Buddhist gift.
Director Terry Gilliam to Robin Williams.

A mistake is a Buddhist gift.
Director Terry Gilliam to Robin Williams.

by Terry Gilliam Found in: Absurdity Quotes,
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61 died that day in the 1st infantry..in Vietnam..
two? rows of body bags.. the fruit of war...drying in read more

61 died that day in the 1st infantry..in Vietnam..
two? rows of body bags.. the fruit of war...drying in the sun.

by Saiom Shriver Found in: Absurdity Quotes,
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