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    It is the height of absurdity to sow little but weeds in the first half of one's lifetime and expect to harvest a valuable crop in the second half.

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An ostentatious man will rather relate a blunder or an absurdity he has committed, than be debarred from talking of read more

An ostentatious man will rather relate a blunder or an absurdity he has committed, than be debarred from talking of his own dear person.

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A mistake is a Buddhist gift.
Director Terry Gilliam to Robin Williams.

A mistake is a Buddhist gift.
Director Terry Gilliam to Robin Williams.

by Terry Gilliam Found in: Absurdity Quotes,
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Why do blacks identify with the Christian religion
of their oppressors?
Source: Diane Rehm Show guest.

Why do blacks identify with the Christian religion
of their oppressors?
Source: Diane Rehm Show guest.

by Mahatma Gandhi Found in: Absurdity Quotes,
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From the sublime to the ridiculous is but a step.

From the sublime to the ridiculous is but a step.

by Napoleon Found in: Absurdity Quotes,
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Tom Delay did bugs exterminate
before he did kid soldiers terminate.
Kissinger's Bremer has not been forthright
about how many read more

Tom Delay did bugs exterminate
before he did kid soldiers terminate.
Kissinger's Bremer has not been forthright
about how many died in the last fortnight.

by O Anna Niemus Found in: Absurdity Quotes,
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Alec Issignois said a camel was a horse
made by a committee.. but a camel is an animal created read more

Alec Issignois said a camel was a horse
made by a committee.. but a camel is an animal created by
God to adapt to deserts made by treekilling human beings
The animal made by human commitee
had pickled pigs' feet .. the pigs now had no feet ..
frog's legs ...the frogs now had no legs
chicken's thighs... the chickens now had no thighs
lamb's ribs .. the lamb now had no ribs
turkey's breasts.. the turkey's chest was carved
sheep's eyes which watched the devourers
calf brains which contained Mad Cow
and God sent angels
to wipe all violence from the earth
from this day forth
© S N Shriver.

by S N Shriver Found in: Absurdity Quotes,
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In politics, an absurdity is not a handicap.

In politics, an absurdity is not a handicap.

by Napoleon Bonaparte Found in: Absurdity Quotes,
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The privilege of absurdity, to which no living creature is subject but men only.

The privilege of absurdity, to which no living creature is subject but men only.

by Thomas Hobbes Found in: Absurdity Quotes,
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Monotheism is a gift from the gods.

Monotheism is a gift from the gods.

by Fire Cat Found in: Absurdity Quotes,
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