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    Alec Issignois said a camel was a horse
    made by a committee.. but a camel is an animal created by
    God to adapt to deserts made by treekilling human beings
    The animal made by human commitee
    had pickled pigs' feet .. the pigs now had no feet ..
    frog's legs ...the frogs now had no legs
    chicken's thighs... the chickens now had no thighs
    lamb's ribs .. the lamb now had no ribs
    turkey's breasts.. the turkey's chest was carved
    sheep's eyes which watched the devourers
    calf brains which contained Mad Cow
    and God sent angels
    to wipe all violence from the earth
    from this day forth
    © S N Shriver.

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From the sublime to the ridiculous is but a step.

From the sublime to the ridiculous is but a step.

by Napoleon Found in: Absurdity Quotes,
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Perhaps I'm old and tired, but I always think that the chances of finding out what really is going on read more

Perhaps I'm old and tired, but I always think that the chances of finding out what really is going on are so absurdly remote that the only thing to do is to say hang the sense of it and just keep yourself occupied.

by Douglas Adams Found in: Absurdity Quotes,
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An ostentatious man will rather relate a blunder or an absurdity he has committed, than be debarred from talking of read more

An ostentatious man will rather relate a blunder or an absurdity he has committed, than be debarred from talking of his own dear person.

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The privilege of absurdity, to which no living creature is subject but men only.

The privilege of absurdity, to which no living creature is subject but men only.

by Thomas Hobbes Found in: Absurdity Quotes,
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Monotheism is a gift from the gods.

Monotheism is a gift from the gods.

by Fire Cat Found in: Absurdity Quotes,
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Why do blacks identify with the Christian religion
of their oppressors?
Source: Diane Rehm Show guest.

Why do blacks identify with the Christian religion
of their oppressors?
Source: Diane Rehm Show guest.

by Mahatma Gandhi Found in: Absurdity Quotes,
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The rain in the Ukraine
falls mainly
not on the plains.

The rain in the Ukraine
falls mainly
not on the plains.

by O Anna Niemus Found in: Absurdity Quotes,
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The privilege of absurdity; to which no living creature is subject but man only.

The privilege of absurdity; to which no living creature is subject but man only.

by Thomas Hobbes Found in: Absurdity Quotes,
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61 died that day in the 1st infantry..in Vietnam..
two? rows of body bags.. the fruit of war...drying in read more

61 died that day in the 1st infantry..in Vietnam..
two? rows of body bags.. the fruit of war...drying in the sun.

by Saiom Shriver Found in: Absurdity Quotes,
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