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    What, exactly, is the internet? Basically it is a global network exchanging digitized data in such a way that any computer, anywhere, that is equipped with a device called a 'modem', can make a noise like a duck choking on a kazoo

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Oh, so they have internet on computers now!

Oh, so they have internet on computers now!

by Dan Castellaneta Found in: Internet Quotes,
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Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant.

Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant.

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While you are destroying your mind watching the worthless, brain-rotting drivel on TV, we on the Internet are exchanging, freely read more

While you are destroying your mind watching the worthless, brain-rotting drivel on TV, we on the Internet are exchanging, freely and openly, the most uninhibited, intimate and, yes, shocking details about our "CONFIG.SYS" settings.

by Dave Barry Found in: Internet Quotes,
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The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting.

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting.

by Dave Barry Found in: Internet Quotes,
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The Internet is the first thing that humanity has built that humanity doesn't understand, the largest experiment in anarchy that read more

The Internet is the first thing that humanity has built that humanity doesn't understand, the largest experiment in anarchy that we have ever had.

by Eric Schmidt Found in: Internet Quotes,
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Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the Internet and read more

Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks

by Dave Barry Found in: Internet Quotes,
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Will the highways on the Internet become more few?

Will the highways on the Internet become more few?

by George W. Bush Found in: Internet Quotes,
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It's important for us to explain to our nation that life is important. It's not only life of babies, but read more

It's important for us to explain to our nation that life is important. It's not only life of babies, but it's life of children living in, you know, the dark dungeons of the Internet.

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