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    A humorist tells himself every morning, "I hope it's going to be a rough day." When things are going well, it's much harder to make the right jokes.

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A joke is a very serious thing

A joke is a very serious thing

by Winston Churchill Found in: Jokes Quotes,
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The shortest distance between two jokes makes a perfect speech.

The shortest distance between two jokes makes a perfect speech.

by Orlando A. Battista Found in: Jokes Quotes,
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The problem with political jokes is they get elected.

The problem with political jokes is they get elected.

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Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dirty joke is a sort of mental read more

Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion.

by George Orwell Found in: Jokes Quotes,
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I'm not offended by dumb blonde jokes because I know that I'm not dumb. I also know I'm not blonde.

I'm not offended by dumb blonde jokes because I know that I'm not dumb. I also know I'm not blonde.

by Dolly Parton Found in: Jokes Quotes,
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You throw a perfectly straight line at the audience and then, right at the end, you curve it. Good jokes read more

You throw a perfectly straight line at the audience and then, right at the end, you curve it. Good jokes do that.

by Abe Burrows Found in: Jokes Quotes,
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If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.

If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.

by Groucho Marx Found in: Jokes Quotes,
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The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.

The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.

by David Ogilvy Found in: Jokes Quotes,
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A difference of tastes in jokes is a great strain on the affections.

A difference of tastes in jokes is a great strain on the affections.

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