And now, in keeping with Channel 40's policy of always bringing you the latest in blood and guts, in living read more

And now, in keeping with Channel 40's policy of always bringing you the latest in blood and guts, in living color, you're about to see another first -- an attempted suicide.

Now I am about to take my last voyage, a great leap in the dark.

Now I am about to take my last voyage, a great leap in the dark.

Drink to me.

Drink to me.

I don't feel good.

I don't feel good.

I go to see the sun for the last time.
[Fr., Je m'em vais voir le soleil pour la read more

I go to see the sun for the last time.
[Fr., Je m'em vais voir le soleil pour la derniere fois.]

And now, I am dying beyond my means.

And now, I am dying beyond my means.

Let me think... I wonder if an anvil will drop like an apple?

Let me think... I wonder if an anvil will drop like an apple?

I have spent my life laboriously doing nothing.
[Lat., Vitam perdidi laboricose agendo.]

I have spent my life laboriously doing nothing.
[Lat., Vitam perdidi laboricose agendo.]

I have been dying for twenty years, now I am going to live.

I have been dying for twenty years, now I am going to live.