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And whether you're an honest man, or whether you're a thief, Depends on whose solicitor has given me my brief.
And whether you're an honest man, or whether you're a thief, Depends on whose solicitor has given me my brief.
Lawyers are like morticians. We all need one sooner or later, but better later than sooner.
Lawyers are like morticians. We all need one sooner or later, but better later than sooner.
Self-defense is the clearest of all laws, and for this reason: lawyers didn't make it.
Self-defense is the clearest of all laws, and for this reason: lawyers didn't make it.
To some lawyers, all facts are created equal.
To some lawyers, all facts are created equal.
It took man thousands of years to put words down on paper, and his lawyers still wish he wouldn't.
It took man thousands of years to put words down on paper, and his lawyers still wish he wouldn't.
A good lawyer is a bad neighbor.
A good lawyer is a bad neighbor.
A lawyer's dream of heaven: every man reclaimed his property at the resurrection, and each tried to recover it from read more
A lawyer's dream of heaven: every man reclaimed his property at the resurrection, and each tried to recover it from all his forefathers.
The trouble with law is lawyers.
The trouble with law is lawyers.
God works wonders now and then; Behold a lawyer, an honest man.
God works wonders now and then; Behold a lawyer, an honest man.